wattpadfic:

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dojacat:

(via hotboyproblems)

cirex22:

felinekin:

cartinellischnapps:

552:

hoesnevergetcold:

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

(via hotboyproblems)

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

my cat o’malley hates weed. whenever my brother goes out to smoke when he comes back o’malley will leave whatever he is doing to meow loudly nonstop at him.

two theories

1. my brother always makes something to eat after smoking and will give o’malley whatever he wants. so o’malley associates weed smell = treats and screams to speed up the process or
   
2. my cat is a fucking narc
   

(via mjwhom)

niemis:

pick your head up queen… your 4 ft long wizard hat is falling

(via mjwhom)

thechronicleofshe:

envymyblackness:

somecutething:

This shit has me so weak

This chumby boy is so fast!!!! An athlete!!!!

(via thatsthat24)

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

shitmystudentswrite:

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

(via confirmance)

12-amu:

goth-mabel:

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

(via perks-of-being-chinese)